Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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