im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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