if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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