My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Will exercising make me less horny?
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