she was so not down for the gang bang
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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