and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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