i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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