She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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