You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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