Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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