She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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