Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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