is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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