doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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