I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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