the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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