I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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