You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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