i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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