I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
you would pick up someone in the library
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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