I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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