my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
These tits shall not be calmed
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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