he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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