Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Randomize
