Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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