There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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