How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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