I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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