i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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