I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You made out with two different species that night
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Randomize
