put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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