my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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