i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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