im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
