I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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