what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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