Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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