Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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