I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He? As in you personified your dick?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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