You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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