you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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