worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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