we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I touched a dick in church today
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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