she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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