they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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