yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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