This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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