i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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