I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
