I don't usually arrange sex via text message
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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