Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I pour the whiskey from now on
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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