Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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