I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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