1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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